Dildo Attachment Method

They say, necessity is the mother of invention, well that certainly played a role in this case. I had looked at the various methods of mounting dildos, of which there are a number of them out there. Suction cups come standard on most dildos but we all know that they are not reliable. Other devices that are available require that you then buy the dildos that are designed to work with them. And the one thing none of them provided was a way to stiffen a dildo.

In my use of dildos, I found that you can’t direct them to that special spot, so I thought, what if I was to insert a rod about half the length of the dildo so it was stiffer and would give you more control of where it’s pointed?

I did some digging in my shop and happened upon some old yard sign stakes, I have a box of them left over. They are made from a heavy gauge spring wire, I believe it’s 2 gauge, which is just under 1/4 inch thick. I can bend a curve into it by hand, but it takes effort. With the use of my bench vise, I was able to fold it tightly in half so I have a rounded end. Then I use a drill to carefully drill a hole into the bottom of dildo about three inches. I apply a touch of lube onto the tip of the wire and then shove it into the dildo. This makes it stiff at the base giving you the ability to direct the dildo in a certain direction.

I have come up with a number of different mounts using this technique, and this is how we attach dildos to the fuck machine, cowgirl saddle and the dildo hook.

In the first photo, there are four different mounts. The top one is for the fuck machine, I made it a perfect length to have the machine against the footboard for a steady base.

The left mount is a simple handle you can slip on a dildo and weld it like a knife!

On the right is one of the first mounts I made years ago, same method, hole up the center of the dildo, screw the mount to anything that will stand still and put a dildo on it.

The bottom one is an attachment for a sawsall. It will make that dildo jiggle!